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I Hate the Internets August 3, 2007

Posted by mitchfrizzell in Geeks, Random Info, Web Programming.
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Have you ever worked on something for a long time, hoping to achieve a certain goal only to realize that the higher powers (in my case Gore and his cronies) have deigned a different course for you? Well this happened to me recently, and it was a real break to my internet confidence. What exactly happened?

Well, I’ve been working on my computer hacking skills (I put aside my bo staff skills training and whatnot for now) and my first step was basic web programming. I studied HTML, XHTML and CSS, taking a quiz for each to make sure I knew what I was doing. I was ruled 95% in both HTML and XHTML and 92% in CSS. That’s pretty good, right?

The next step in my journey was to take the Exam offered by the W3CSchools. I spent a few days studying, and finally got the courage up to take the exam. However, I was not accepted. Why? With an average of 94% on the quizzes, and days of study, I could have aced the exam. I wasn’t accepted because I didn’t have $59. Yeah, you have to pay to take the exam. Instead of making you take the exam and pay for the certificate, they make you pay to even load up the page. So, I put the idea (and the link) on the back burner for now.

I should have known that a certificate recognized by most major universities wouldn’t be free, but that’s me, I don’t think about that. Will I take the exam? Yeah, I will, but only when I have a spare 60 dollars. I’ll get over my hate of the Internets soon, but I need a little grieving time first.

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1. Mike F. - August 3, 2007

All those years ago (when was it?) Al Gore invented teh interwebs solely for this purpose. It’s been a very expensive and world altering practical joke, but there you go.

2. mitchfrizzell - August 12, 2007

Then there’s Velcro, dirt, etc. What good are his inventions anyway? I hope for his sake that global warming is true, or no one will believe him any more.

Note/Edit: This is the first time I have touched my blog since making that post, thus the delay in making this comment.

3. Mike F. - August 14, 2007

So, is Al Gore the anti-Chuck Norris?

4. mitchfrizzell - August 14, 2007

Not officially, as Norris wouldn’t allow that. Or maybe he’s not allow to touch political figures? I don’t see why not, though.

5. Mike F. - August 14, 2007

Well, there has to be a dark side to the light side. Although, I’m not sure who is light and who is dark. (And I don’t want to tick off either Gore or Norris, one would kill me and the other cut off my interweb tubes.)